David Letterman Style Top Ten List On Phillies Big 10-4!

10. Now when you ask Jayson Werth if he's going to The World Series he'll say "that's a big 10-4! Big 10-4! (for each home run)

9. The whole team has to communicate via Presidential walkie talkies. Phillies owner:"Guys my battery is dying, can you hear me?" team:(very heartfelt) "10-4, we can!" Phillies owner:That's a Biiiiiiig (pause for dramatic effect) 10-4! There's hope!"

8. An Auto biography is written by an anonymous team player "10-4 and other positive self-affirmation" no. 1 on "times best sellers" list. 

7. In official ceremonies it has replaced I do and Amen! "Do you swear to tell the truth,the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God!" Philly Fan:"That's a big 10-4 to the big Skipper in the sky! "Do you take this man to be you're lawfully wedded Husband?10-4!" "...And i will dwell in the house of the Lord forever! 10-4!"

6. The phillies are banned from all t.v. stations simply because they limit there answers to 10-4! "This is a boring interview!" "Well,now that there, is a 10-4!"

5. The Phillies Have just announced a new T.V. Venture, Their own television station will be called the 10-4 Network! "It's hours, you guessed it, 10-4!"

4. They use it as swear words "We can, 10-4, say it as much as we, 10-4 want to." What in the 10-4 is going on in this 10-4 place! Who in the 10-4 is knocking at my door at 10-4 in the morning:O)

3. Can't say no anymore! Jimmy Rollins sighs "Whenever my kids say "Dad i want...I am helpless... I can only say "10-4 little buddy!" hangs his head.

2. Future:'10-4 rounds the bases and comes home to lead the phillies to their third World Series." "this just in, Ryan Howard Changes his name to 10-4."

1. Present: Do you think you'll win the World Series? Victorino shakes head "10-4" by what score? he shrugs "10-4!"

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