David Letterman Stlyle Top Ten List Angels Lost Send Out a Search Party!

sharon  brown by Contributor Written on October 21, 2009

10. Check the set of the "terminator too" starring A-rod and Ryan Howard! They're both part man, part machine. that's the only explanation!

9.There in their own personal hell! "How'd this happen, We never lose to them we're...we're...Angels" "Boy is it hot in here! Exactly where are we?

8. Check on the set of "Clueless part 2" so i'm like an Angel, right? right! And like I'm not used to, like, not getting my way! like I always win! but lately i'm...like...feeling...like...bloated, but i digress..." "ooh she used such a big word, like...is that like digest?"

7. Go to the bermuda triangle and jump right in! You'll end up in the ALCS! Angels v Evil Empire. Angels down 3-1.

6. Get on the next Shuttle, out of this world, into any black hole.You'll find The real Angels. They were replaced with their alien counterparts. only problem the aliens were in Minor league spaceball camp not major league spaceball camp!

5.You'll find them stuck..."wait for it"...in the last 3 games. "Try it one more time. you'll get it right this time. catch that ball." Forrest whitaker announces "welcome to the Try-right zone"

4. In the hospital,they have come down with the old A-rod flu. - symptoms:not hitting in the post season, no homers, no wins. "yep you've got it." The only way to get rid of it is to pass it on to someone else. "damn you A-rooooooooood!" "he gave it to us! didn't he?"

3. You'll find the Angels with their, collective, heads in a cloud. "What's wrong with that? we're angels!" Exactly, get your head out of the clouds! "But Angels and clouds are the perfect match." "We don't need to change a thingwe're already in the World series now!"  cloud 9 will get you every time!

2. Check in western union and all the other money services institution, suisse banks etc. "This won't be an easy bribe. This is The highest paid player." "This goes against all we believe. but we must win! wait didn't a set of Angels already fall. We don't want to join them down there and be "Angels with filthy souls." "So our plan is to just win...that's the plan?" Hey, Who pitched  to A-Rod anyway? Stop it!

1. Check unerneath A-Rock.They are hiding out behind Dwayne Johnson. if they can't stop A-rod on the field then they'll do it in the Wrestling ring. "He can't be good at wrestling too. get your ticket's "Angels host bout "A-Rod vs A-Rock"

 

Vote Now! - Author Poll

Do the Angels need to stop pitching to A-Rod

  • If they want to win!
  • In the right situation!
  • No he's not that big of a threat!? (You must not be following the postseason ifyou click here!)
  • The pitcher has to remain confident when he pitches A-rod!
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Results - Author Poll

Do the Angels need to stop pitching to A-Rod

  • If they want to win!

    100.0%
  • In the right situation!

    0.0%
  • No he's not that big of a threat!? (You must not be following the postseason ifyou click here!)

    0.0%
  • The pitcher has to remain confident when he pitches A-rod!

    0.0%
  • Total votes: 3
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