A Long-Awaited Letter To The SEC

Dear SEC:

Thanks for another apology. It's nice to know that you've got the backs of your institutions and their respective fanbases in the wake of wrongdoing.

Obviously, the decision has been made for Florida to make it to the National Title Game unscathed. We certainly wouldn't want to hinder that process. It's a good thing the NCAA is sending more and more of their refs to the Tim Donaghy School of Officiating before turning them loose on the field. Watching games with predetermined outcomes is, by far, the best thing for everyone - especially in the SEC.

You've given us two so far with LSU vs. Georgia and, more recently, Arkansas vs. Florida. I'm excited to see the next big conference game you allow your officials to control. Hopefully it will be a doozy!

Make sure it's the same crew that determined the outcome of the LSU vs. Georgia/Arkansas vs. Florida games. The third time is a charm, as they say, and this crew has earned their chance at some more playing time.

If not, surely Penn Wagers will jump at the opportunity. He loves to be on TV. He recently got his own page on IMDB.com. What a talent.

See you on Saturday!

Love Always,

Fans of SEC Football

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