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The NFL's Worst Team: The Cleveland Douchebags

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The NFL's Worst Team:  The Cleveland Douchebags
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The Cleveland Browns are so awful I think I'm going to puke in my pants.

Eric Mangini apparently forgot he doesn't have anything to with the Jets anymore because he's a moron.  Dropsies or not, Braylon Edwards was the best player on that offense since Winslow was traded and now who the F are superstars/future Hall of Famers Derek Anderson and Brady Quinn going to throw the ball to?

Josh Cribbs needs to take over offensive line, quarterbacking, and punting duties for them to stand a chance.

It makes me sad.  While, and this is super objective reporting, I don't root for the Clowns, I don't wish ill on any team except the Cowboys.  The Browns have no sense of direction. 

The Raiders are terrible too.  The Eagles blew it hard on Sunday Rocktober 18, 2009.  Jamarcus Russell...sigh...what did God do with you?

So are the Buccaneers

So are the Rams.  The Rams are very, very, very bad.

But not as bad as the Cleveland Browns.  Facts are Facts.  Records are Records.  Look it up.

The Lions have been deliberately left off this list.  They get a pass for having such a successful franchise history.

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