David Letterman Style Top Ten How Angels Can Beat Katelex (Cadillacs):

10. Show them pictures of Goldie and Kurt ("Oh, aren't they cute. That could be us!")Then smash one out of the park!

9. Hide photos-If the umpires saw the pictures of Kate in the Paper, Angels you're done. You're not getting any correct calls tonight. You should have prayed for snow in L.A. -All the referee problems today will be yours:o)

8. Tie their shoes together. By the time they stop giggle and cooing at each other the Angels will have won! "Isn't this great Kate you and me stuck together. What a great idea! "I should have thought of this one." " No I should have thought of this one."You look so cute." "no you look so cute." giggle ,giggle:O)

7. Putting the Angel's rally monkey on Kate's back. 'I'll save you Kate." But what about the game, Alex,This is big! "What game?" "Must...Save...Kate... or i'll go back to being just alex. Katelex (cadillacs) sounds cool! I always wanted one of those compound couples names" (A-rod thought bubble -reporter "Katelax' (cadillacs', relationship is in overdrive")

6. Pay someone to write the perfect script about a baseball player,who dates a screen Siren, and assists him in making the greatest "comeback" in the Postseason. "World Series,  baseball Hall of fame? Sorry,Hollywood beckons. Here we come Hollywood walk of fame, Academy Awards, Steven Speilberg...He is the director right?"

5. Remind A-rod that In tinseltown the dressing rooms don't have lockers. They have wardrobe closets. "ask Kate "You won't have to wear the same clothes over and over. Pinstripes aren't for every occasion. And you won't have all these sweaty guys over your shoulder when you're changing!"

4. Offer to make dozens of movies where at the end A-rod wins the World Series. Dream fulfilled. no risk of injuries. And also written into script: no booing! Only Adulation.

3. If he still doesn't budge: Sneak in the visitors locker room in Anaheim and switch His cleets for clown shoes  "Hey flipper, Who's laughing now" "run, forrest, run! Oops too late your out. Angels win!

2. Booby trap the field with a trap door. When he comes up to bat pull the lever and he'll fall through. Then bind and gag until game is over. during game tell the umpire "They listed the wrong name as hitter" A-rod? I didn't see A-rod! Did you see A-rod, Vlad?  No, Did you see A-rod, Weaver? Who me? I'm Just here to pitch(smile)! Angels win " See, teamwork, that's what wins games!

1. Don't want to commit any crimes with that last one: namely kidnapping...Wusses! Then simply Ban both A-rod and Kate from all games of the playoffs. We can't seperate them they're "cute-iful".  "You two were seen cuddling near the rally monkey. We had a hard time peeling him down from his cage!If you know what we mean...Good, cause we don't know what we mean?"

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