It's no secret that the Texas Rangers are for sale. Owner Tom Hicks is ready to hand the reins of the franchise to someone else.
Like many sports fans, I was taken aback by the rumors that Rush Limbaugh was in contention to purchase the St. Louis Rams.
I was not surprised that a rich celebrity with no connection to professional sports would want to purchase an NFL team. I was confused about why such expenditures are relatively uncommon for wealthy idiots.
The only interesting person currently in the running to buy the Rangers is Nolan Ryan—and let's face it, he's no Limbaugh.
This is my list of people who should consider purchasing the Texas Rangers.