The End of sports as we know it

The End of Sports is near...

by Joe Gearhart (Scribe)

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Sports

June 04, 2008

Satire, Sports, Satire

Hear Ye, Hear Ye,

The End of professional sports is near.  All across the globe professional sports, from Soccer to American Football, will become nothing more than a page in the history books, all because of gas. 

Listen to me.  If there is no gas to power those private jets that pro athletes use to travel from city to city (sometimes on a daily basis) then the ability to play sports in a far off city will become hard to handle. 

Imagine the NY Giants being unable to compete against the SF 49ers?  The NFL will crumble.  Dallas and Redskins rivalry will become something of the past only our parents could remember. 

Without some alternative fuel source, traveling from city to city will take weeks depending on how fast those horses can go. 

Instate rivalries will become the norm when it comes to anything sports related.  The big ten rivalry will become the big Indiana Rivalry, or the ACC will become nothing more than random letters jumbled together. 

The NBA championship, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, The Masters, or The Rose Bowl.  Any sports championship will no longer become exciting watching FSU play against FIU year after year. 

High-school teams will have to walk from town to town just to play a game.  Coaches will no longer have the ability to visit any potential candidate for joining their team.  The Olympics would take a long time to get to. 

Fans will no longer attend game like they used to.  Stadiums will become giant fields of grass for farmers to till their crops, or huge YMCA's. 

Basically the end of life as we know it.  202012 years.

 

 

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comments (2) write a comment »

  1. But on the upside, no more WNBA. That's a trade off I'm willing to make.

  2. amen to that

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