This kid's incredible goal was, of course, the inspiration for this article.

As a matter of fact, Alexander Ovechkin got on a spaceship and returned to his home planet after seeing this goal (see below).

The Capitals are currently seeking interplanetary arbitration rights.

This kid trucks the competition. He reminds me of Herschel Walker blasting Bill Bates.

Don't worry: Houston Nutt is already recruiting him.

And hey! Drowning Pool! Long time since you heard them, right?

Just kidding, this kid is already taller.

They edit out the part where the next Patrick Roy skates over and punches everybody out.

This fella reminds me of Sanders, since his touchdown celebration involves him just standing in the endzone for a few seconds before handing the ball to the ref.

And his cut up inside the pursuing safety is Sanders-esque, no question.

At the sound of this three going in, Spike Lee broke into a clammy sweat...

This kid tracks the ball down as good as good hands Mays.

I would also accept him being the next Willie "Mays" Hayes, as long as Wesley Snipes plays him in the made-for-tv movie.

Who am I kidding? VY was never this good at throwing on the run.

In fact, this kid's coaches benched him in favor of a 42-year old junior who'd flunked 30 straight years of seventh grade.

That's what the Youtubers are billing him as.

Then again, they're probably also the people responsible for the thought bubbles.

After hitting all those threes, this kid was congratulated by his tall lanky friend from Minnesota and their burly small forward who breaks all the rules.

As long as he stays away from the agents, this kid could be a great college player, and go on to underperform at the professional level, just like the Bushman.

When he drives a ten year old through a YMCA floor mat with his forehead, then I'll start believing.

This tall, lanky player catches the ball in traffic and jukes the whole team the wrong direction.

He also parades around for twenty minutes afterwards signing fan paraphernalia and demanding to be traded to a better team.

Well, he's already shaving with Gillette, so...

Oh, I can't take it anymore...AWWW HOW CUTE!

Burris is a North Texas kid. Good speed.

Still, a bit on the short side, just like another Texas running back...

Sure, sure. I was a great golfer when I was a kid too, until nerves, Happy Gilmore, and beer interfered with the equation.

The Dude abides.

Whoops, I have it backwards. Lebron is the next this kid.

Hey! If you liked this slideshow, check out my list of Ten Great Moments In The Red River Rivalry!