In addition to Chad Johnson deciding to return to the Bengals, there were some other interesting nuggets of news out there:

Palestinian and Israeli officials were seen shaking hands and heard saying, "Yeah, we were just screwin' around."

Roger Goodell invited Pacman Jones over for a BBQ and some strippers.

Dan Rather rejoined CBS.

Two football fans compromised: apparently Bud Light both "tastes great" and is "less filling".

Colin Cowherd subscribed to The Big Lead.

Hatfield and McCoy? "We all good."

Bob Barker and Happy Gilmore played a quick nine.

Keith Olbermann made a wry, pithy remark about a four-letter sports station that included no four-letter words.

George Steinbrenner tried to fire Billy Martin (hell, not everything is hunky-dory).