In addition to Chad Johnson deciding to return to the Bengals, there were some other interesting nuggets of news out there:
Palestinian and Israeli officials were seen shaking hands and heard saying, "Yeah, we were just screwin' around."
Roger Goodell invited Pacman Jones over for a BBQ and some strippers.
Dan Rather rejoined CBS.
Two football fans compromised: apparently Bud Light both "tastes great" and is "less filling".
Colin Cowherd subscribed to The Big Lead.
Hatfield and McCoy? "We all good."
Bob Barker and Happy Gilmore played a quick nine.
Keith Olbermann made a wry, pithy remark about a four-letter sports station that included no four-letter words.
George Steinbrenner tried to fire Billy Martin (hell, not everything is hunky-dory).