Ozzie Guillen: Shut Up and Leave Chicago!

Dear Ozzie Guillen,

You are a blubbering idiot that deserves to have duct tape wrapped completely around your head, blocking off that anus you call a mouth. My great grandmother would make a better manager than you, and by far a more professional one. It's time to realize that you aren't a player in the clubhouse anymore, and grow up, show some class, watch what you say to the media, and quit crying like a little baby. Oh, and quit kissing your players. That's just creepy.

Sincerely,

Tyler

There, now that that is out of the way. Is anyone else getting sick of the actions of this guy? The Chicago White Sox are by far the team I dislike the most, since I'm a lifetime northside-loving Chicago Cubs fan. But even I feel sorry that White Sox fans have to put up with this idiot. 

His latest rant on ESPN, and every other major sports publication, was just another tirade by a man that can't think of anything constructive to say, other than crying and streaming profanity. My mom raised me to never complain unless you have a constructive way of solving the problem.

Ozzie's latest rant was about not wanting to "protect anyone" anymore. He threw the GM and several players under the bus. Here's my opinion: If you are going to try and take shots at the guy that writes your paychecks, you better do so with some constructive advice on how to improve the situation. 

Try it at work sometime (if you get fired, sorry). Go up to your boss, scream at him and tell him how bad he sucks at his job, and that he isn't putting you in a position to succeed, and then finish it by saying what has become Ozzie's new catch phrase: "Fu** It."  I'll bet you are told to clean out your desk within five minutes.

What I'm trying to say is that it's time for Ozzie Guillen to be let go. Any success of his World Series team a few years back had NOTHING to do with him. The White Sox won because that was one of the best pitching staffs in the last 20 years in the World Series. 

He hasn't done anything positive in the last few years, and in all honesty, with the talent he has, his team should be far better than it is this year and WAY better than it finished last year. Last year's record was a sign of a team quitting on a manager, or vice versa. 

So, to sum things up:

1. I am a HUGE Cubs fan. So, my team will do our part in getting rid of this blubbering idiot. We will sweep the White Sox this year. We'll win all three at home and all three in hell, I mean the Southside. I'll be there to watch all three at Wrigley. Hope you all join me.

2. Ozzie has to go. I love that he is the cancer plaguing the team I dislike the most, but I can't take hearing this guy on TV anymore. Him being the manager is like having a mentally challenged kid with tourettes and a short temper in a spelling bee. It's bound to do nothing but bad things, but also would be slightly comical. 

I'm curious to hear what others think of the "Ozz." I hope that everyone agrees that baseball has no place for this idiot. 

Go Cubs!

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