Mock Tweets: Superman...er...Tebow, Holliday, and More

Contributor Written on October 12, 2009

BATON ROUGE, LA - OCTOBER 10: A fan of the Florida Gators holds up a sign about quarterback Tim Tebow #15 (not pictured) during the game against the Louisiana State University Tigers at Tiger Stadium on October 10, 2009 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

(Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

The following tweets are a fake, satirical and relentless looks inside the minds of athletes in 140 characters or less

More Mock Tweets can be found at www.mocktweets.com

What they're tweeting:

Rush-Limbaugh: Not sure what the objection is over me buying the Rams, it's not like they have a black starting quarterback.

Jamarcus-Russell:@Derek-Anderson Hey 2-for-17 and a win! Congrats. Couldn't have done worse myself.

Tim-Tebow: Felt great to get the win and be back on the field. And cue music.

What we're tweeting:

@Kyle-Orton: Wait. We're confused. Are you actually a good quarterback? Is that even possible with your facial hair? Thanks for the clarification.

@Chris-Chelios: Chris, we mean this in the nicest way, but let it go.

@Matt-Holliday: Hey Matt....CATCH! Haha just kidding...

@Kate-Hudson: Whatever you're doing (or not doing) to make A-Rod hit in the postseason, good work.

Like it? Visit www.mocktweets.com for more. Want to send in a Mock Tweet of your own? E-mail contact@mocktweets.com.

As always, the Twitter names and tweets above are for entertainment purposes only. They are completely fictitious and do not represent the athlete or celebrity they intend to impersonate in any way.

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