The following tweets are a fake, satirical and relentless looks inside the minds of athletes in 140 characters or less

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What they're tweeting:

Rush-Limbaugh: Not sure what the objection is over me buying the Rams, it's not like they have a black starting quarterback.

Jamarcus-Russell:@Derek-Anderson Hey 2-for-17 and a win! Congrats. Couldn't have done worse myself. 

Tim-Tebow: Felt great to get the win and be back on the field. And cue music.


What we're tweeting:

@Kyle-Orton: Wait. We're confused. Are you actually a good quarterback? Is that even possible with your facial hair? Thanks for the clarification.

@Chris-Chelios: Chris, we mean this in the nicest way, but let it go.

@Matt-Holliday: Hey Matt....CATCH! Haha just kidding...

@Kate-Hudson: Whatever you're doing (or not doing) to make A-Rod hit in the postseason, good work.



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As always, the Twitter names and tweets above are for entertainment purposes only. They are completely fictitious and do not represent the athlete or celebrity they intend to impersonate in any way.