Hey Buffalo, You Suck

Yes, I said you suck and honestly I’m being nice for purposes that this article may not get posted if I write my true feelings.

I’m not sure exactly what is making me sick. Is it this flu bug I have had for a few days or is it this anemic offense that is making me sick to my stomach?

The last two weeks, the Buffalo Bills are starting to make me believe that they may give Oakland, St. Louis, and Detroit a run for their money as the worst team in the NFL.

The separation between the good teams in the NFL like the Eagles, Giants, Steelers, Colts and then the horrible Browns, Bills, Raiders, Redskins, Buccaneers, and Lions is astonishing.

I realized I missed the boat this year. If I would have consistently bet against these teams each week, I would be filthy rich by now.

Instead, I sit here and actually thought that Buffalo may turn things around against the worst defense in the NFL. What a dumb ass I am.

Last week, it was previously winless Miami who destroyed the Bills by sacking Trent Edwards six times and picking him off three times. The Bills converted 1-of-11 third downs and only rushed for 46 yards.

Anyone with common sense would think the Bills would make some adjustments to make sure an anemic performance like this doesn’t happen again. The Cleveland Browns traveled to windy Buffalo this Sunday and what do you know? It happened again.

The winless Cleveland Browns beat the Buffalo Bills 6-3. We might as well have been watching a Buffalo Sabres game; they would have scored more points.

The Bills have now dropped the last 12 out of 15 and the wheels are falling off the wagon. Actually, the wheels fell off a long time ago; we have been running on nothing for a few games.

Just how bad are the Browns? How about they have scored only three touchdowns in their last 10 games? Or what about the Browns haven’t won a game in those 10 either?

Go figure their last win was against Buffalo on Monday night, 29-27. Derrick Anderson was only 2-for-17 for 23 yards with 1 interception this Sunday and still beat the Bills.

You suck, Buffalo. Let me say it again; you suck. I have never seen so many penalties in one game. It seemed like every play was almost a false start. It was even humorous when they called time out and Buffalo just figured it was another false start.

This team has turned into a complete joke. I feel bad for T.O. for coming to Buffalo. I’m sorry that our crappy offense can’t even get you the ball. We can’t get Lee Evans the ball, either.

What made anyone think that we would find a way to get more people involved when we can’t even get our own superstar the damn ball?

At this point as a die-hard Buffalo Bills fan I’m ready to rip off my logo off my damn truck. I’m embarrassed to wear my jersey because I know if someone says something to me, I’m going to want to rip their head off.

I have had enough of this crap. I’m not sure what exactly needs to be done to turn this team around. I think I’m so frustrated at this point, I can’t think straight as to what the logical answer would be.

All I know is that I saw JP Losman this Thursday night as the Vegas Locos QB here in town, and at least he can throw the ball down the field.

Although he still sucks, he fumbled twice… It is a strong possibility that the Locos could beat the Bills. Maybe Buffalo should move to the UFL.

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