The St. Louis Cardinals' Seven Off-Season Priorities

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The St. Louis Cardinals' Seven Off-Season Priorities

The Cardinals have officially closed the books on the summer of 2009 with an epic bed-shitting that featured a Bartman level left field folly, petty bitching about rally towels in LA before the Cardinals decided to hand out the same rally towels in St. Louis, a complete abortion from a Cy Young candidate, a team nickname change to the LOBsters and the end of the most prolific fornicator in the franchises history.

Looking back is for old people and Jon Gosselin's parents... so let's look head to the seven things the St. Louis Cardinals must absolutely do this off-season to make sure they can, you know, actually win a playoff game.

Feel free to add to this this list in the comment section below.

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