Breaking news that Celtic have slashed the ticket prices for their Co-operative Insurance Mickey Mouse Cup clash with Hearts after they couldn't even fill the ground for their EuropaNo-hoper League match against Rapid Vienna last week.

Season ticket holders will have to splash out a maximum of £10 for the Hearts match, with juniors and vastly older types priced at just £3.

Some might say it's indicative of the recession, or the fact Celtic have had a few home games recently, or maybe it's because many Celtic fans are fair-weather.

Lost the league last season, missed out on Champions League this season. Well, at least they're top of the league for now. It's going great, huh?

£10 you say? I still wouldn't go.