Would You Rather: Olympic Hotties Edition

The Olympics are not far away.

And so we must begin to reacquaint ourselves with our heroic gals by doing it the old fashion way.

We have selected a handful of major Olympic sports, and picked two hotties from around the globe for you to compare.

Remember, nobody expects these decisions to be easy, but you should still treat these hypothetical with the utmost seriousness.

With no further ado... let's play...

WOULD YOU RATHER.

(1) Pole Vault's Allison Stokke ...

She's still in college, and gets bonus points for being a smarty-pants at U.C. Berkeley. Given that she attends a college that is not exactly known for its girls, and continues to disappoint on the football field, one has to wonder if the only man worthy of her attention is Jahvid Best...

... or YOU.

You are probably worthy.

... or Javelin Thrower Leryn Franco

Beware of this smoking beauty. While she may appreciate a nice compliment now and then, if you take it too far, you might end up with an ancient projectile weapon lodged deep in your heart.

On second thought, it's probably worth the risk if it means that there's a *chance*.

(2) Figure Skater Sasha Cohen ...

The diminutive skating medalist is a known target of snowboarder Shaun White. He has a gold medal, tons of endorsements, glory, and... well... I think that most men can still give him a run for his money.

... or Well-Aged Champion Katarina Witt

This one may come down to a matter of preference. Do you prefer vintage wine from Europe, or do you like the latest Napa trends? Oh, and how long until the rest of the ladies on this list pose for Playboy?

(3) Swimming Sensation Amanda Beard ...

Do you even need to see the next slide? Well, you're going to want to. Rumor has it that Amanda Beard snores, so you might as well at least consider the next option.

... or Wholesome Hottie Natalie Coughlin

For what it's worth, she is the better swimmer. And she has an adorable "girl next door" look, along with a body like, woah.

See, this one is a tougher competition than you thought.

(4) Gymnast Alicia Sacramone ...

She may not have saved her best for Beijing, but somehow we doubt that she will fall off the radar. She's just too cute.

Rumor had it that she tried to get on Dancing With the Stars, but maybe she is a better fit to be an American Idol judge.

... or Gold Medal Champion Nastia Liukin

We thought so.

(5) Snowboarder Kari Traa ...

Hottest. Picture. Ever.

And she's really really great at snowboarding too.

No, seriously, she is.

OK, we'll give you a few minutes.

... or Skiier Kristi Leskinen

This one basically comes down to which snow sport you prefer.

And why is nobody surprised that the American girl who skis is ... well, clearly of Nordic descent.

Now please don't turn this comment thread into an argument over snowboarding's relative merits.