Frankly, I don’t have much to say about the video below.
Mr. Olympian knowledge isn’t really my forte. I do know that some dude named Jay Cutler won this year’s organized competition to see who can take the most horse pills without dying. I also know that the preceding fact is probably the least humorous thing about the following video, which features the final six competitors doing a “pose down”.
While audio certainly isn’t needed for this epic display of machismo, it’s quite entertaining to hear the Mr. Olympian judge call out requested poses.
Lat spread…side chest…back double biceps…
Wait. Back double biceps? Biceps in the back? And two of them? Crap. I’m scanning my pasty white frame and realizing that I only have one bicep on each arm and mine are in the front. Dammit.
This is clearly no sport for me.