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Freebie Website Offers LVG Condoms, Oysters, Red Bull to Help Get Man U 'Horny'

Manchester United coach Louis van Gaal speaks during a press conference after the team lost to FC Midtjylland in the Europa League in Herning, Denmark, Thursday, Feb. 18, 2016. Manchester United's disappointing season hit a new low with a 2-1 loss at Danish champion FC Midtjylland in the Europa League last 32 on Thursday, with a pre-match injury to goalkeeper David de Gea adding to the fallen English giant's woes in the first leg. (Tobias Nicolai Kvist Larsen/POLFOTO via AP) DENMARK OUT
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Joe GallagherFeatured Columnist IVJanuary 2, 2017

The Internet wasted no time in ridiculing Louis van Gaal after he called for Manchester United to be "horny" in their Europa League tie against FC Midtjylland.

The Red Devils face an uphill task to qualify for the last 16 after losing last week's first leg 2-1 in Denmark, and the Dutchman's one-liner has become the key sound bite in the lead-up to the clash at Old Trafford on Thursday.

And the UK's leading freebie website, MagicFreebies, have cashed in on the fun, reported Bruce Archer of the Daily Express.

Apparently, MagicFreebies have offered Van Gaal's side a range of products to meet their manager's expectations:

  • Free condoms – Will give Van Gaal and his players added protection off the pitch.
  • Free oysters – To stave off the team's hunger while increasing their horniness.
  • Free Red Bull – To give the players increased stamina both on and off the pitch.
  • Free lube and creams – To give the lads a "helping hand."

Van Gaal's choice of words won't be quite so funny should his United side fail to make the next round...

[Daily Express]

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