Since national signing day is over, the Houston coaching staff no longer needs to keep the ol' fax machine around.
So a coach and two members of the Cougars administration went all Office Space on it. (Warning: Link contains NSFW language.)
Head coach Tom Herman, assistant athletic director Fernando Lovo and Yancy McKnight, Houston's director for football sports performance, brought a bat out to the field and went to town.
That’s how it's done.