It's peak crootin' season in college football: Do you know where your high school's star player is?
He could be the subject of Dan Mullen's DMs, which became a matter of public record on Tuesday morning due to either a Twitter malfunction or Mullen not understanding how to accurately finesse the direct messages.
The head coach of Mississippi State's football team began tweeting out random tidbits that appear to be messages intended for staff members about a recruiting target (the tweets have since been deleted).
Every Day Should Be Saturday's Spencer Hall tweeted a screenshot of Mullen's DMs going rogue.
Is he a gamer? Is he a baller? Is he a shot-caller? Let's get him over to play bags on Saturday.
Lost in all this is the possibility that the kid in question might not be a player. He could just crush a lot.
Dan is on Twitter. Mullen just wants to park the Jeep, bump Mobb Deep and talk passing trees.