Okay, granted—there are many more than 10 reasons to hate the University of North Carolina Tar Heels.
But let’s narrow a list as long as the Greek Dictionary down to just 10 if we can for a moment...
10. Tyler Hansbrough. Need I say more?
9. We know Michael Jordan went there, but he’s also no longer playing!
8. UNC fans will never come close to being as successful as the Cameron Crazies.
7. Their home dome is named after Dean Smith.
6. “Tar Heels” is slang for “female dog” in most parts of the world...
5. They are constantly overrated.
4. They are only seven miles from heaven, but there’s no way into the Golden Gates unless you have a Devil pass...
3. They hate Duke and Coach K. Who can hate Coach K??
2. Over the last 10 years of NBA Drafts, the most recognizable Tar Heel name is Vince Carter. Seriously, where are these guys that were drafted out of UNC??
1. Their colors remind me of crying babies and dirty diapers...
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