I was raiding Vince Young's garbage cans this morning when I found something very odd. I warn you Titans fans, you may not like what you are about to see, and this may be the reason Vince Young was considering a very early retirement.
We hate you, we have tried to make that fact very clear to you but you just won't take the hint.
You continue to show up at training camp and off season team activities. We tried to piss you off by ignoring free agent wide outs like Javon Walker and Randy Moss and insted brought in players like Justin McCarents and over the hill Alge Crumpler.
But than you still didn't quit.
Next we tried to get rid of you at the expense of our future as an organization, We drafted Chris Johnson over players like Limas Sweed, Devin Thomas, and Jordy Nelson.
Just to make sure, we waited until the fourth round to draft a crappy WR named Lavelle Hawkins.
AND YOU STILL DIDN'T QUIT!!!!
So now we send you this letter begging you to please go away. We honestly think that Kerry Collins would be a better fit for this team than you.
Titans Front Office