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If It Quacks Like A Duck, Walks Like A Duck, & Looks Like A Duck, Then!!!
its T-MAC's fat ass waddling his way into Leslie Alexander's office screaming wailing "Please Les dawg, they hate me, please let my slimy ass stay" and Les looking him square in the face and saying, what?
LEX ALEXANDER IT'S ON YOU NOT TO DISSAPOINT THE FANS AGAIN
For how long will we watch you pull the same crap about T-Mac and Yao being equivalent to Shaq and Kobe, and then watching both of them falter and fall, year after year. One is a hero one year, and a villain the next. They are both stars on their own, but neither can put a team over first round. Everyone knows Shaq could have easily taken McGrady pass the first round just like he did Kobe, and that Kobe would have won numerous championships with Yao ming if they had been ever paired. Year after year Lex, come on Les Dawg.
I SWEAR IF T-MAC PLAYS ONE REGULAR SEASON GAME FOR THE ROCKETS, THEY LOSE A FAN FOR LIFE.
THEY CAN MARKET HIM ALL THEY WANT AND PLAY HIM ALL THROUGH THE PRE SEASON TO HYPE UP HIS VALUE.
But if he plays one regular season game for the Rockets and rubs the #3 badluck charm of STEVE FRANCIS | DERRICK CHIEVOUS | MICHAEL DICKERSON | CRAIG EHLO | RANDY LIVINGSTON | RICHARD PETRUSKA | ELDRIDGE RECASNER | BOBBY SURA on Trevor Ariza, just one little bit.Then ummmmhhh, you are no longer a basketball fan, Lex. You are just doing it for the money.
Kick that waddling duck out of your office Lex, and either ship him out or sit him down. If either one out of Trevor Ariza and James humanhighlight White can not become Tracy McGrady, then I believe one can be the offensive T-Mac and play SG and the other can focus on defense at Sf or PG. While we are at it, can someone place a call to David Noel and offer him a deal.
But Morey!!!, it's on you and Lex, keep T-Mac away from ruining Trevor Ariza's first reguar Season Rockets game.
Why reward someone like T-Mac, by pairing him alongside Scola, Ariza, Aaron, Lowry and the remaining underachieving overachievers on that Houston Rockets Roster.





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