Bat flipping isn’t for everyone.
On Friday, Toronto Mayor John Tory impersonated Blue Jays slugger Jose Bautista with a toss of his own.
It was as weak as you could imagine.
Some poor guy had to shuffle through the pool to retrieve it, though it should've been left in there—never to be tossed again:
.@JohnTory 's mayoral bat flip #ComeTogether http://t.co/C9XixGX85p2015-10-16 16:33:12
Let’s leave all attempts at going viral from the Canadian government to Norm Kelly, shall we?