The Ten Comandments of Bleacher Report
(Photo Credit Shanan H.)
These are the ten things every single one of you here on B/R should read. You should live by this. You should read this every night. You should memorize it and be able to tell it to your children. In every way, this is the most important piece you will ever read on Bleacher Report. So, without any further ado, press the 'begin slide show' button, and begin what could be a life changing journey:
1: Bleacher Report is you: You are Bleacher Report
You should love this sight so much, that not only is part of you in Bleacher Report, but part of Bleacher Report is in you. You should think of B/R as you go to sleep, you should think about it as you sit in class, well, maybe not that last part, but anyway, do it!
2: Honor your Founder and his Mother
Zander is like the coolest guy on BR, so honor him. And I bet his mom is cool, too.
3: Honor You're Writing: Keep Out Texting Shortcuts
And I'm not JK. It hurts U'r Writing.
4: You shall not commit Plagiarism
Don't steal other people's work. It's not fair!
5: You Shall Not Make Wrongful Use of Bleacher Report
As much as you might want to talk about Barak Obama becoming a Jedi, it's not really approptiate for BR, so keep it out!
6: You Shall Not Mispell Words
I'm teling yuo, it's not dificilt to smell things coreect!
7: You Shalt Not Prentnd to be an Idol
You might think you are, but you aren't. Just a few people get to say they're idols.
8: Honor Your Comunity Leader
They work hard and are the best. Respect them.
9: You Shall not Commit Adultery To the BR Cheerleaders
It's just not cool.
10: Remember BR and Keep it Holy
Many great writers have been through BR and have used it as a launching pad for their career's. My good friend Ben Brown did this, as well as Lisa Horne, and I hope to do that, too. Thank you BR, for giving us these opertunities!