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The Ten Comandments of Bleacher Report

Shanan H.Analyst ISeptember 17, 2009

The Ten Comandments of Bleacher Report

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1: Bleacher Report is you: You are Bleacher Report

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2: Honor your Founder and his Mother

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3: Honor You're Writing: Keep Out Texting Shortcuts

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4: You shall not commit Plagiarism

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5: You Shall Not Make Wrongful Use of Bleacher Report

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6: You Shall Not Mispell Words

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7: You Shalt Not Prentnd to be an Idol

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8: Honor Your Comunity Leader

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9: You Shall not Commit Adultery To the BR Cheerleaders

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10: Remember BR and Keep it Holy

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