$208,097,414: The Five Craziest Things I Would Buy With The Yankees Payroll
Man thats a lot of cash. Plenty of things to buy. Including the best players out there.
Remeber to support my bid for my own Tv show: Baseball in the mid afternoon. With Tony Reali and Matt Foote
Also, Whos with me for Hawaii getting an MLB team? They could be the Flyin Hawaii'ns! Or the Pineapples. Or even the Volcanoes
What about Puerto Rico? I just say MLB should add more teams. AL West needs atleast one more(Hawaii). 32 teams would be fine. Plus it would equal out 16 and 16(If both were AL teams)
Buy every state in the union. Talk about "Yankee Nation". Am I right? Hahaha. (based on 2008 GSP)
Buy The Rivals
Thats right you could buy the Bo Sox(122,435,399), and the Rays(68,230,934) and still have enough left over to get Albert Pujols!(all money based of payrolls) What a way to nock out two division opponents! Thats just insane.
Oh it wouldn't surprise me. Most lotteries are way less then 200 mil. Yanks are alwasy looking to make more oney anyway.
The Original Yankees
Thats right, they have so much they could build a time machine and bring back the likes of Ruth, Dimaggio, and Gehrig. Man A-Rod, Ruth, Jeter, Gehgir, Dimaggio, I would watch that.
Jeter is always looking for women, in fact so is A-Rod, with this kind of money they could get every um, "New York Gal" in the state of New York...and Ohio. Heck throw in come guys for Melky Cabrera as well.