John Cena: Border Lining Stupidity With Insanity

Matthew HesterSenior Writer ISeptember 15, 2009

Hello, everyone. As always, I would like to thank all of you for spending some time with me today.

Well it would appear that once again all is right with the world. That’s right folks John Cena is the champion again. Now all the adolescent children and simple minded adults can rejoice again.

Let me start of by saying that I don’t hate John Cena. He is a decent worker and can sometimes even be funny. What I don’t enjoy is the borderline stupidity in the fashion he wins in.

I can close my eyes and   pick an opponent and every match will play out the same. Let me give it whirl and see if my theory is correct. If I am wrong then I do apologize to the Cena loyalists out there.

The match starts off with both men playing for position. The heel gets the upper hand and dominates a good part of the match. We hear the announcers cry out, can Cena dig down deep to win this match.

At the end of the match, when it appears Cena is done for, Cena start to make his comeback. In almost Hogan like fashion John Cena gets a sudden burst of energy. Never mind the fact that we just saw him get his arse kicked for the last 15 minutes.

John Cena will then hit his opponent with two shoulder blocks. While his opponent is down on the ground he will raise his right arm! I am assuming this is done so his fans know that the five-knuckle shuffle is coming.

As if we haven’t seen this thousands of times already.

Cena, will then wave his hands in front of his face, and inform the thousands of his fans that his opponent cant see him. Then he follows this up with a move that looks weaker then the peoples elbow.

Of course this wont be enough to put his opponent away. If he were pinned there we would miss out on seeing the attitude adjuster for the millionth time. Or if they want to show off his dazzling technical abilities, they will have him use the STF AKA “ STS".

This is about as technical as Lou Thesz Press.Does this about sum up a normal John Cena match? If I did miss something please let me know!

Look people, I am not an idiot. I do realize that most wrestlers have their own form of a comeback. Watching John Cena’s come back is down right brain numbing. It is just as bad, if not worse, then Hogans comeback.

Is it possible they can find a way to mix up things a little bit? Its not as if the fans wouldn’t be happy if he found another way to win, its called using a little creativity.

It would also be nice to see Cena loose a clean match once in a while. I know he is the WWE’s top face, but that doesn’t mean he can’t do a job. Its not the 1980’s anymore, the good guys can loose once in a while.

I don’t know about all of you, but maybe if Cena lost once in a while, I wouldn’t despise watching his matches so much. When I say lost, I mean loosing a clean match. Don’t give his BS matches where he is cheated out of a win.

If I was able to deal with Hogan, The Warrior, and HHH, as champs. I can certainly deal with John Cena as the champion. All I am asking for is something different in his matches.

It would also be nice to see him wrestle someone besides Randy Orton.

I would like to thank you once again for spending some time with me today.

As always, have a great day and God bless.