After a disappointing 2-0 defeat to local rivals New York Red Bulls on Sunday, New York City FC stars Frank Lampard, Andrea Pirlo and David Villa will have surely been cheered up by seeing their greased-up selves all over a New York magazine photoshoot.
Judging by the looks on their faces, however, the trio didn't exactly enjoy being oiled up for the shoot, which then mercilessly spread across the Internet.
Pirlo didn't sign up for this.. pic.twitter.com/izlcZCWUMD— Soccer St. (@SoccerSt_) August 10, 2015
Cheer up, lads. It could be worse.