Top Ten slogans for the Browns Upcoming season

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CLEVELAND - AUGUST 21: Running back Lee Suggs #44 of the Cleveland Browns is welcomed into the Dawg Pound after scoring a touchdown during the second quarter of the pre-season game between the Cleveland Browns and the Detroit Lions on August 21, 2004 at

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Last year, the Browns had a pretty pithy slogan: The name on the door is Cleveland(actually some people put the blame on last season solely on this). With the change in the front office and the Stalin-like secrecy we definitely won't get a Browns sanctioned slogan. So what would the slogan be if pithy still reigned in Berea this year? Browns Rant takes a stab.

1. AT LEAST WE DIDN'T FIRE OUR OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR . YET.

Turk Shonert, ex-offensive coordinator of the Buffalo Bills.

2. PROUD TO BE STAPH INFECTION FREE!!

CLEVELAND - OCTOBER 14: Joe Jurevicius #84 of the Cleveland Browns signals for a first down after a reception during the NFL game against the Miami Dolphins at Cleveland Browns Stadium October 14, 2007 in Cleveland, Ohio. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Imag

3. 2008 N.Y. JETS WITHOUT BRETT FAVRE.

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - DECEMBER 28: Brett Favre #4 of The New York Jets leaves the field after losing to The Miami Dolphins 24-17 after their game on December 28, 2008 at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

4. JAMAL LEWIS STILL GOT IT AND WE ADDED SHAUN ROGERS; WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!! ( Oops, that was last years)

JACKSONVILLE, FL - OCTOBER 26: Shaun Rogers #92 of the Cleveland Browns prior to a game against the Jacksonville Jaguars at Jacksonville Muncipal Stadium on October 26, 2008 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)

5. CHICKS GO ABSOLUTELY CRAZY WHEN ERIC MANGINI SAYS "LETS KEEP THOSE INTERNAL."

SYDNEY - OCTOBER 6: Swimsuit fans including Jennifer Hawkins of Australia (second from right who went on to become Miss Universe 2004) show their wares during the 2002 NRL Grand Final played between the Sydney Roosters and the New Zealand Warriors held a

6. "WE'RE/ TO SEXY FOR OUR BROWN PANTS/ TO SEXY FOR OUR BROWN PANTS/ FROM NEW YORK....."

CHICAGO, IL - SEPTEMBER 3: Quarterback Richard Bartell #13 of the Cleveland Browns drops back to pass the football against the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field on September 3, 2009 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Scott Boehm/Getty Images)

7. AT LEAST LERNER DIDN'T HIRE DENNIS GREEN OR HERM EDWARDS. OR BOTH.

ST. LOUIS, MO - DECEMBER 3: Head coach Dennis Green of the Arizona Cardinals looks on as his team plays the St. Louis Rams at the Edward Jones Dome on December 3, 2006 in St. Louis, Missouri. The Cardinals beat the Rams 34-20. (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat

8. "WE WILL NOT CONFIRM OR DENY THE NAME ON THE DOOR."

MILAN, ITALY - DECEMBER 19: An exterior view of the entrance of the Four Seasons Hotel Milan on December 19, 2008 in Milan, Italy. David and Victoria Beckham are expected to stay at the Four Seasons Hotel this weekend when David Beckham will attend the o

9. NEW WRINKLE THIS YEAR: GAMEPLANS!

CLEVELAND - OCTOBER 13: Head coach Romeo Crennel of the Cleveland Browns watches the action in the second quarter against the New York Giants on October 13, 2008 at Cleveland Browns Stadium in Cleveland, Ohio. Cleveland won the game 35-14. (Photo by Gr

10. WHERE BEATING PITTSBURGH FINALLY HAPPENS.

PITTSBURGH - DECEMBER 28: Ben Roethlisberger #7 of the Pittsburgh Steelers is hit after a second quarter pass by Willie McGinest #55 of the Cleveland Browns which led to Roethlisberger being taken off the field on a stretcher on December 28, 2008 at Hein

Malcolm Mathers maintains a blog at http://www.brownsrant.com/.

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