Top Ten slogans for the Browns Upcoming season
By (Contributor) on September 12, 2009
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Last year, the Browns had a pretty pithy slogan: The name on the door is Cleveland(actually some people put the blame on last season solely on this). With the change in the front office and the Stalin-like secrecy we definitely won't get a Browns sanctioned slogan. So what would the slogan be if pithy still reigned in Berea this year? Browns Rant takes a stab.
1. AT LEAST WE DIDN'T FIRE OUR OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR . YET.
Turk Shonert, ex-offensive coordinator of the Buffalo Bills.
2. PROUD TO BE STAPH INFECTION FREE!!
3. 2008 N.Y. JETS WITHOUT BRETT FAVRE.
4. JAMAL LEWIS STILL GOT IT AND WE ADDED SHAUN ROGERS; WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!! ( Oops, that was last years)
5. CHICKS GO ABSOLUTELY CRAZY WHEN ERIC MANGINI SAYS "LETS KEEP THOSE INTERNAL."
6. "WE'RE/ TO SEXY FOR OUR BROWN PANTS/ TO SEXY FOR OUR BROWN PANTS/ FROM NEW YORK....."
7. AT LEAST LERNER DIDN'T HIRE DENNIS GREEN OR HERM EDWARDS. OR BOTH.
8. "WE WILL NOT CONFIRM OR DENY THE NAME ON THE DOOR."
9. NEW WRINKLE THIS YEAR: GAMEPLANS!
10. WHERE BEATING PITTSBURGH FINALLY HAPPENS.
Malcolm Mathers maintains a blog at http://www.brownsrant.com/.
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