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$48,743,000: Seven More Useful Ways to Spend the Pirates' Payroll

Lewie PollisSenior Analyst IIIMay 29, 2016

$48,743,000: Seven More Useful Ways to Spend the Pirates' Payroll

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Buy 1.2% of Marvel Comics

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Open a Training School for Outfielders

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Live Pirate Shows!

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Reenact the 1971 Season

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Clone Captain Jolly Roger

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Humiliate Cleveland at Baseball, Too

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