Drink Up in the Name of Love

Right Field BleachersCorrespondent ISeptember 11, 2009

In honor of RFB founder Jared tying the knot tomorrow, I volunteered to take his half of Out of Right Field this week (beats buying him a real gift, right?). Bryan and I joined forces, and what emerged includes:

• Keats
• Paulson, the band, not the guy who wrote “Hatchet”
• An ode to the Sac Man
• “Judy Gerut” - the most confusing boner you’ll have all day 
• Grammar lesson.
• A picture of Jared in a hideous sweater - the second most confusing boner you’ll have all day.

… and there’s (kind of) some baseball stuff mixed in too. Read that thing HERE.