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5. He doesn't like the color baby blue. 4. He's afraid of Scott Baio. 3. He doesn't want to find a new barber. 2. He keeps hearing a voice in his head saying, "If you leave, Jeter will come...

Why Alex Rodriguez is still a Yankee: Top-Five Reasons

by Jake Kurtzman (Contributor)

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Rankings/List

May 24, 2008

MLB, New York Yankees, Alex Rodriguez, Satire, Rankings/List

5. He doesn't like the color baby blue.

4. He's afraid of Scott Baio.

3. He doesn't want to find a new barber.

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2. He keeps hearing a voice in his head saying, "If you leave, Jeter will come."

1. He's afraid Andruw Jones will want to hang out with him. 

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