New York Giants: Season Preview Quiz

Hot Stove New YorkSenior Writer ISeptember 10, 2009

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - AUGUST 29:  Running back Brandon Jacobs #27 of the New York Giants tires to get by a tackle by corner back Darrelle Revis #27 of the New York Jets during the preseason game at Giants Stadium on August 29, 2009 in East Rutherford, New Jersey.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

Here's an easy New York Giants quiz to get you ready for the 2009 NFL season.

1. The Giants pass rush will be so good that they’ll:

    a) Lead the league in sacks

    b) Wreak havoc on opposing offenses

    c) Break Joe Theismann’s leg...again

2. The unproven receiving corps will:

    a) Take a few weeks to gain chemistry with Eli Manning, but turn into a pleasant surprise

    b) Lead the league in dropped passes

    c) Piss off Tom Coughlin so much, that they’ll slowly "disappear" one-by-one as the season goes on

3. The Giants' offensive line is one of the best in the league because:

    a) They’ve been a cohesive unit for a handful of seasons now

    b) They have the right combination of smarts, technique, and toughness

    c) Eli Manning found out Peyton’s bank account PIN, and Eli’s been giving all his brother’s money to his linemen to ensure extra protection

4. Jeff Feagles is so old that:

    a) He uses all of his experience to help place most of his kicks inside the 20-yard line

    b) He’s considered a wily veteran

    c) He psyches himself up before every game by watching Matlock

5. This season, Brandon Jacobs will:

    a) Gain more than 1,000 yards

    b) Make the Pro-Bowl

    c) Make a Brandon Jacobs-shaped hole in a 390-pound defensive tackle’s stomach

6. This year Tom Coughlin will:

    a) Continue his tough, but player-friendly ways from the previous two seasons

    b) Revert back to his rigid, old-school, take-no-guff style

    c) Explode

7. Rookie Hakeem Nicks will:

    a) Be a disappointment

    b) Be a Rookie of the Year candidate

    c) Shoot himself in the leg

8. New defensive coordinator Bill Sheridan will:

    a) Have a smooth transition because of all the talent on defense

    b) Use the D-Line depth to keep his linemen fresh for the end of the season

    c) Fantasize that he’s former Super Bowl-winning Giants' defensive coordinator Bill Belichick and wear a filthy hooded sweatshirt, while calling all his players "LT"

9. Eli Manning makes so much money now, that he can:

    a) Live life to the fullest

    b) Never have to worry about money again

    c) Afford to get as far away from Peyton as possible

10. This year the Giants will:

     a) Close out Giants Stadium in style and win the Super Bowl

     b) Make the playoffs, but fall short of a championship

     c) Miss the playoffs and get so angry about it that they’ll break Joe Theismann’s leg


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