UPDATE: Tom Brady's Biggest Fan Blows Cover... Again

Silver BulletCorrespondent ISeptember 8, 2009

NEW YORK - MARCH 11: New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady attends the opening of Ermenegildo Zegna Global Store on 5th Avenue on March 11, 2008 in New York City.  (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

Apparently, news of Tom Brady's marriage to Gisele Bundchen has yet to reach Indiana.

In his latest feat of utter self-humiliation, an unnamed Colts fan has attempted to dissect the fantasy football value of Tom Brady.

Having beaten the Brady-Manning comparison horse to death, the unnamed fan has resorted to a new tactic in an effort to put his name on as many Brady articles as possible.

The latest offering in the fan's ongoing obsession with the New England Patriots' star quarterback is a thinly disguised homage to his idol and man-crush.

Someone should tell this man that Brady is already married to one of the most beautiful and successful supermodels on the planet.

Fans of the Patriots would be ill-advised to read this latest entry in the sad Colts fan's series. To do so would only feed his obsession and ensure his continued presence on the New England Patriots page.