Keith's Football Caption Competition

Welcome welcome, step right up! Its Keith's fantastic footballing caption competition!

The aim of the game is simple. Go through the slideshow and view the various pictures of footballing (potential) comedy.

Use the comments section to post your caption, be it funny, filthy or just plain stupid all entries are welcome.

At the end of the comments (when the article dies out obviously, which is usually pretty quick with mine|) I will judge who had the best sequence of captions.

Please structure your answers as follows:

Picture 1 - "Insert Caption Here"

Picture 2 - "I think you get the idea, Bleacher Creature's are not that stupid"

Anyway, prize for best entry recieves a super size packet of Jaffa Cakes sent to their desired address.

And I know you all love Jaffa Cakes so get writing!

Picture One

I didnt watch this match...but I think this guy meant business.

Picture Two

I think this guy could be related to the player in Picture One...but I aint asking him

Picture Three

I wont even elaborate on this one. Ill leave that to Maire or another woman on this site. Ugh

Picture Four

See, I told you all! Fergie is a nice guy! He even cares for wildlife...which brings to mind, why did he get rid of Carlos Tevez?

Picture Five

He he he he...still makes me laugh till this day. I bet that German can fit an awful lot of frankfurter down in that mouth.

Picture Six

There's something funny about those two....if you know what I mean when I say "funny"

Picture Seven

Ah my poor Ronaldo. Fear not, you shall not spill a drop of blood in Spain. They know nothing of physical, rough football.

See for all of you's that thought he loved Madrid...he even bleeds the red of Man United.

Picture Eight

Its the man we all ove to hate poisoning kiddies with his eternal rambling of how he is the best keeper in the world etc etc.

Two words Oliver - Solskjaer and Sheringham

Picture Nine

Last but not least, I'll leave you with the best of all.

Notice how Wenger is practically licking Platini's french ass while Ferguson is a shining light for all that is good in football.