Melanie Oudin: "Come ON!"

MarkOskar Randmaa by Contributor Written on September 07, 2009
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 07:  Melanie Oudin of the United States celebrates after winning the second set in a tie break against Nadia Petrova of Russia during day eight of the 2009 U.S. Open at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center on September 7, 2009 in the Flushing neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City.  (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images) (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

We all love the 17 year old, 5'6" Russian-slaying American in Melanie Oudin. She's gutsy, athletic, and can strike a pretty good ball too. Her versatile play however is lacking desperately in one department, the motivational shout-out.

Melanie has been watching Lleyton Hewitt a bit too much and she's reaching a critical point of shout-out maturation where she can either officially co-own "Come on", or evolve her self-motivational practices and add a few more of these crowd pleasing phrases. This evolution is natural, and will help Oudin take things to the next level.

Let's take a look at five of Oudin's options...

  1. "Let's Go!" - A classic used by both the men and women for years. If she is coming ("Come on"), then she should also add the going.
  2. "Yes I Can!" - Obama told American that they can, Oudin can put this to practice.
  3. "You're Not The Boss of Me!!!" - She's 17, I can't think of a better display of defiance out there for the young teenager.
  4. "Like, Come'on!" - She's also blond and yes, still a teenager. Adding "Like" is a simple addition that won't throw her off too much as this evolution takes place.
  5. "Ostav'te menja v pokoe" - As we've noted, she's a teenager, and a Russian-slayer. What could be more perfect that picking up some tongue of her fallen Russian foe? "Ostav'te menja v pokoe" reads "Leave Me Alone!" in English. Ooo, that would get her opponents water boiling!

All in good fun folks!
Enjoy the tennis.

MarkOskar

The Tennis News Authority

Vote Now! - Author Poll

Does Melanie Oudin need more shout-out options?

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  • You're not the boss of me!
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Does Melanie Oudin need more shout-out options?

  • Yes

    22.2%
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    22.2%
  • You're not the boss of me!

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  • I don't kn....Come on!!!

    22.2%
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