Behind the Music: Breaking Down the WWE Theme Song Lyrics (Humor)

The entrance themes of wrestlers are there to get the crowd pumped for the impending appearance of their favorite wrestlers. But are the lyrics in these songs true to life? Do the superstars keep it real? Well, I took the time to break down a line or two from some of your favorite themes and how they relate to the stars who use them.

I will provide the line in italicized font first, and then I will give the honest thoughts of the wrestler who holds the song. With that, let's begin.

Theodore Long- "Mack Militant"

"It would take an army to stop me."

Or Vickie Guerrero in a neck brace and a wheelchair.

Cryme Tyme- "Bringing Da Hood 2 U"

"We're bringing it. We're bringing it. We're bringing the hood to you."

Seems as if we've brought everything to you but the tag team titles.

Shelton Benjamin- "Ain't No Stoppin' Me"

"I'm coming from the bottom, on my way to the top."

Guess that's why I'm on ECW.

"See, the ambition is what keeps me goin'."

That, and wanting to make sure I please AkD by winning a world title, even ECW's.

M.V.P- "I'm Coming"

"Nobody could guard me like I'm shooting a free throw."

My chance at winning any titles above the mid-card level is also as good as Shaq making said free throw.

Matt Hardy-"Live for the Moment"

"I can slap a tornado, I can dry up a sea."

I can do those two incredible things but I can't sniff a world title shot. WTF!?

Big Show- "Crank it Up"

"Yes, it's a big, bad show tonight."

No one can say that I'm not an honest guy.

Jeff Hardy- "No More Words"

"I speak volumes, never utter a word."

I'm sure a lot of folks would love it if I practice what I preach.

Vince McMahon- "No Chance in Hell"

"No chance, that's what 'cha got (ha, ha, yeah)."

You hear that Danielson? Don't even think about shooting for the WWE or World title.

Triple H- "The Game"

"It's all about the game, and how you play it."

Take it from the guy who married the boss' daughter. I know a little something about playing the right cards.

Chris Jericho- "Break Down the Walls"

"I wake up from a deep sleep."

Thank God for Webster's dictionary. I don't need to rely on Somas or any of those things to fall asleep. Gotta study the next six-syllable word to use in my next promo.

D-Generation X- "Are You Ready?"

"You think you could tell me what to do?"

Obviously, you don't realize who exactly it is we are.

Randy Orton- "Voices"

"I hear voices in my head."

They are the ones telling me how I continually look like a weak champion.

Shawn Michaels- "Sexy Boy"

"I got the moves that really move 'em."

Yep, my bowels that is. I'm 44; it's time for me to get that colonoscopy.

Batista- "I Walk Alone"

"The weight of the world is falling on my shoulders."

Well, guess I'll be back on the injured list with a shoulder injury because of this.

Edge- "Metalingus"

"I've been defeated and brought down. Dropped to my knees when hope ran out."

Damn that Achilles!

John Cena- "My Time is Now"

"It's automatic I win this--oh you hear those horns, you finished."

Man, if only Big Show and The Miz listened to this. They would have saved themselves the embarrassment.

Rey Mysterio- "Booyaka 619"

"What ya gonna do when we come for you?"

Hello? Who is this? The FDA?

Shane Howard is a member of Hit the Ropes Radio Show. You can check out the web site here. HTR Radio airs every Wednesday at 6 PM ET. Also check out FOW for your wrestling news, as well as my work there.

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