Mind Power of Patriots

Casey HCorrespondent IMay 22, 2008

During the Patriots first game against the Jets they were caught videotaping the Jets' defensive signals and paid a heavy price for it with Roger Goodell taking away their first round draft pick and handing out fines to both Bill Belichick and the Patriots organization. This opened up the controversy of Spygate and seeing how long this has really been going on. Is cheating the real answer for why the Patriots are the Team of the Decade?

Obviously, taping other teams signals is out of the question so what now can the Patriots do to win? Should they just play fairly and use the unbelievable talent that they do have with the record breaking Tom Brady and Randy Moss combo. No I don't think that is an option. So where else could Belichick misinterpret the rules? Or does he have to?

The Patriots are now turning to psychic powers. That's right—a telepathic mind connection that will allow them to read the minds of the both the offense and defensive coordinators. No cameras, just mind power. They are currently working out a deal with Ms. Cleo to help them with this operation.

I would be very suprised if psychic powers were against the NFL rules so I think this is a good stratogy. Don't be suprised if you see both players and coaches with tin foil on their helmets and hats to block this mind power.