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I was listening to music and checking out my fantasy football team and I started thinking, you know, this song would fit this team this year. Then I started thinking about which song would fit other teams as well.
Then I sat back and enjoyed good music for a few hours, laughed a lot, and wrote this out.
Here’s what I came up with for song dedication for each team:
NFC East
Dallas Cowboys—‘Holding Out for a Hero' (I Need a Hero) by Bonnie Tyler
Why? Someone needs to step up for the Cowboys and be a hero. Tony Romo anyone?
Philadelphia Eagles—‘Who Let the Dogs Out’ by Baha Men
Why? Michael Vick
NY Giants—‘Heaven’s Just a Sin Away’ by the Kendalls
Why? If they had Plaxico they might have been able to make a run at the Super Bowl. He got sent to jail and he’s not with the Giants anymore. With “Heaven” being the Super Bowl, it could be that because of Plaxico’s mistake, the Giants are that one mistake away from the Super Bowl.
Washington Redskins—‘Custer Died For Your Sins’ by Floyd Red Crow Westerman
Why? Their racist team name.
NFC North
Minnesota Vikings—‘I Don’t Need Your Rockin’ Chair’ by George Jones
Why? Brett Favre don’t need your stinkin’ rockin chair, your Geritol or your Medicare!
Green Bay Packers—‘The Cheese Song’ by Kirk Moore
Why? It’s cheese!
Detroit Lions—‘Smooth Criminal’ by Alien Ant Farm
Why? The Lions ownership has been stealing money from fans for years now. They are some smooth criminals.
Chicago Bears – ‘New World Order Theme’
Why? There’s a new world order in Chicago in the name of Jay Cutler.
NFC South
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