Song Dedications for Each NFL Team for the Upcoming 2009 Season

Jody WagnerContributor ISeptember 2, 2009

ARLINGTON, TX - AUGUST 29:  Quarterback Tony Romo #9 of the Dallas Cowboys at Cowboys Stadium on August 29, 2009 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

I was listening to music and checking out my fantasy football team and I started thinking, you know, this song would fit this team this year.  Then I started thinking about which song would fit other teams as well.

Then I sat back and enjoyed good music for a few hours, laughed a lot, and wrote this out.

Here’s what I came up with for song dedication for each team:


NFC East

Dallas CowboysHolding Out for a Hero' (I Need a Hero) by Bonnie Tyler

Why? Someone needs to step up for the Cowboys and be a hero. Tony Romo anyone?

Philadelphia EaglesWho Let the Dogs Out’ by Baha Men

Why? Michael Vick

NY GiantsHeaven’s Just a Sin Away’ by the Kendalls

Why? If they had Plaxico they might have been able to make a run at the Super Bowl.  He got sent to jail and he’s not with the Giants anymore.  With “Heaven” being the Super Bowl, it could be that because of Plaxico’s mistake, the Giants are that one mistake away from the Super Bowl.

Washington RedskinsCuster Died For Your Sins by Floyd Red Crow Westerman

Why? Their racist team name.

NFC North

Minnesota VikingsI Don’t Need Your Rockin’ Chair by George Jones

Why? Brett Favre don’t need your stinkin’ rockin chair, your Geritol or your Medicare!

Green Bay PackersThe Cheese Song by Kirk Moore

Why? It’s cheese!

Detroit LionsSmooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm

Why? The Lions ownership has been stealing money from fans for years now. They are some smooth criminals.

Chicago BearsNew World Order Theme

Why? There’s a new world order in Chicago in the name of Jay Cutler.

NFC South

Carolina PanthersMillion Dollar Man Theme

Why? DE Julius Peppers is the leagues highest paid player this year.

Atlanta FalconsTNT by AC/DC

Why? Their offense is explosive with Ryan, Turner, and Roddy White!

Tampa Bay BuccaneersDying Aint Much of a Livin by Bon Jovi

Why?  Face it.  They’re already dead, before the season even starts.

New Orleans SaintsHome by Marc Broussard

Why? The Lyrics, “Stop the car pulled out the guitar, halfway to New Orleans, said take me home, take me home.”  It has just got that New Orleans flavor.

NFC West

Arizona CardinalsThe Measure of a Man by Elton John

Why? This is probably Kurt Warners last chance.  We’re going to see what he’s got left.

San Francisco 49ersBaby Got Back’ by Sir Mix A Lot

Why? In honor of Head Coach Mike Singletary pulling down his pants last year.

Seattle SeahawksCampfire Song by Spongebob

Why? They need something that can bring their fans together.  Julius Jones? TJ Whosyourmomma? Nah.

St. Louis Rams'Going Under by Evanescence

Why? That’s where they’re going...under everyone else in the standings.

AFC East

New England PatriotsStronger by Kanye West

Why? Tom Brady is back and the Patriots are stronger.

Miami DolphinsAint No Sunshine by DMX

Why?  It may be Miami but there is no sunshine with this team.  I just don’t see it.

New York JetsRico Suave by Gerardo

Why? Mark Sanchez.  He IS Rico Suave baby!

Buffalo BillsSympathy for the Devil by Guns and Roses

Why? Terrell Owens

AFC North

Pittsburgh SteelersSimply the Best by Tina Turner

Why? They are the defending champions.

Baltimore RavensEnter Sandman by Metallica

Why? Their defense is going to put your lights out!

Cincinnati Bengals—Rikishi Bad Man Theme

Why? In  honor of No. 1 pick Andre Smith’s 40 yard dash at the combine.

Cleveland BrownsIt’s a Fight by Three 6 Mafia

Why? It’s going to be a fight at the QB position between Brady Quinn and Derek Anderson.  I think Quinn will win out by the end of the season.

AFC South

Tennessee TitansI’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

Why? In honor of Vince Young bragging, I will be the next black quarterback to win a Super Bowl. And I will be in the Hall of Fame.”

Indianapolis ColtsWhere Have All The Cowboys Gone? by Paula Cole

Why? Where is Tony Dungy? Where is Edgerrin James? Where is Marvin Harrison?

Houston TexansNew Age Outlaws Theme

Why? In honor of Mario Williams and everyone realizing he was the right No. 1 pick over Reggie Bush. “Oh you didn’t know? Your ### better call somebodyyyyy!”

Jacksonville JaguarsThe Gummy Bear Song

Why? Their own fans aren’t going out to their games.  Who cares?

AFC West

San Diego ChargersY’all Must Have Forgot by Roy Jones Jr.

Why? Many have forgotten just how good LaDanian Tomlinson is.  I haven’t.

Denver BroncosTake This Job and Shove It by Johnny Paycheck

Why? Their own players don’t even want to play there. See Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall.

Oakland RaidersPeople Are Strange by the Doors

Why? Just about everything Al Davis says and does is strange nowadays.

Kansas CityUndertaker Theme

Why? They’ve already got one foot in the grave.  It’s over before the season even started.


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