It has hardly been the most eventful week in English football.
Eduardo invented diving.
Yeah, that's pretty much it, as you can probably tell from all the newspaper stories. It was a slow seven days.
So in order to make up for this lack of spectacle, I have decided to change the format of these Team of the Week articles by turning this one into a slide show
Exciting, eh? I'll pause while you have a heart attack.
I have also brought Sky Sports enthusiast Ben Oram into the act in order to bring a little variety to the usually quite dry opinions.
Anyway, now all the speculation is well and truly over, all the scores are known, and all the facts in place, let me reveal to you the English Premier League Team of the Week.