Fedor Emelianko: The Sissy Who Fears The UFC

Dracula's Buttocks has teeth by Analyst Written on August 29, 2009
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What could possibly be the reason why Fedor Emelianenko doesn't want to fight in the UFC?

It isn't about money. He could have signed a contract with the UFC and wound up a hell of a lot richer than he did with Strikeforce (or Strikefarce, as it should probably be referred to).

It isn't about prestige. Signing with Strikeforce (essentially, the minor leagues of Mixed Martial Arts), in many ways, tarnishes his reputation and prevents him from being widely recognized as one of the worlds top heavyweight fighters.

So then what could his reasoning possibly be?

Here is the REAL reason: Fedor Emelianko FEARS the competition in the UFC (specifically Brock Lesnar) and will do anything he possibly can to maintain the undeserved image he has of being one of the top heavyweights in the world. 

Dana White knows the real deal when it comes to Fedor and has made it publicly known on several occasions exactly what a fraud Fedor really is.

White has openly ridiculed Fedor, questioning his fighting ability, world ranking and his quality of opponents. White even went as far as to say that Fedor "sucks" and that "Fedor isn't even a top-five ranked heavyweight, or even a top pound-for-pound fighter."

Check out this link to see Dana White's latest comments on Fedor Emelianko: 

http://www.mmanews.com/ufc/Video:-Dana-White-Blasts-Fedor-Unkind-Words-For-Strikeforce.html

The bottom line is this: Fedor Emelianko has all the appearance of a chicken-sh*t coward who seems so afraid of failure that he refuses to accept the challenge of facing the best fighters in the world in the UFC. 

I believe that he's deathly afraid that he will become the next Mirko Cro Cop (another overrated pile of junk who was once hailed as "superhuman") and get his head kicked in (see Gabriel Gonzaga) and totally embarrassed in front of a huge international audience. He won't have to worry about that at Strikefarce main events where he will be viewed by a handful of slobs who will see him fight a variety of 2nd and 3rd tier fighters (aka Bums) that are posing as legitimate contenders in a bush league organization.

Fedor Emelianko is nothing more than a paper tiger who wants to maintain his pseudo image of "invincibility" at all costs, even if it means ducking the best fighters in the world in the UFC and looking like a stone cold coward to MMA insiders and most of the more knowledgeable fight fans. 

Fedor should probably just put on a wig, some lipstick and a dress and hang out in a popular nightclub like the "chick" that he / she is. He'll probably get more action that way then he will get fighting for an outfit like Strikefarce.

Vote Now! - Author Poll

Why doesn't Fedor want to fight in the UFC?

  • He's afraid of losing his reputation as "the best"
  • His handlers are advising him poorly
  • He's too busy cross-dressing to fight real competition
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Results - Author Poll

Why doesn't Fedor want to fight in the UFC?

  • He's afraid of losing his reputation as "the best"

    21.5%
  • His handlers are advising him poorly

    62.2%
  • He's too busy cross-dressing to fight real competition

    16.3%
  • Total votes: 135
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