See, the Charles Barkley I know has always said what he meant and meant what he said. And in a world that’s becoming increasingly politically correct and overrun by spin, it’s your one of a kind personality and candor that sets you apart from all the other ex-jock’s who inhabit our television screens.
Which is why if you stop gambling now, those pious critics, the same ones who once blasted you for correctly reminding us that you’re “not paid to be a roll model,” will win.
And we can’t have that.
So here’s my unsolicited advice. Not only should you continue to gamble, you should do it on television for the whole world to see. I’m thinking a reality show entitled, “Gambling with the Chuckster.” What could be better than getting paid to gamble?
Cameras could follow you through casinos, giving viewers an inside glimpse into what it’s like to lose (or maybe win) twenty-five grand on a hand of Pai Gow Poker.
You could interview other high rolling celebrities and athletes at the tables in between hands. There could also be a segment where you give wagering tips and table etiquette.
When you win big, the audience will get to partake in a joyous night on the town with Round Mound of Roulette. And when you lose big we’ll see your cranky, ornery side, which can be equally entertaining.
Look, the Charles Barkley I know doesn’t back down and he doesn’t quit anything… except diets. And that’s the way I’d like it to stay.
Wageringly Yours,
Dave
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