Finally, an NFL owner who can relate to well-conditioned athletes

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Finally, an NFL owner who can relate to well-conditioned athletes


Can you imagine the conversation that takes place when Serena Williams, who recently purchased a minority share of the NFL’s Miami Dolphins, introduces herself to the players for the first time?

“First of all, I just want all of you to know that, like you, I too am a world-class athlete. I know what it’s like to be a finely-tuned machine, and I understand the sacrifices you have to make in order to be in tip-top shape. I demand excellence in my own conditioning, and I want to help all of you reach the level of fitness that I’ve attained.

“So who’s ready for a snack?”

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