An Ode to Jerry Jones and a Scoreboard: A Haiku

Trish VignolaContributor IAugust 26, 2009

ARLINGTON, TX - AUGUST 21:  Dallas Cowboys team owner Jerry Jones (center) talks with two unidentified individuals prior to a preseason game at Dallas Cowboys Stadium on August 21, 2009 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Tom Pennington/Getty Images)

Jones and his Scoreboard

His Jewel shines at the game

Bang! Oops! Do over.