Despite our disdain, Kevin Millar is still somehow a member of the Toronto Blue Jays.
It’s easy to assume that he’s been designated for assignment because Millar has only played in four games this month.
So like any great bench-warmer cast aside, Millar "cowboyed up" and joined Kenny Chesney on stage for a rendition of “Old Blue Chair.”
Actually, that's the inspiration for a new joke I just came up with: What's blue, has four legs, and has seen more playing time than Kevin Millar? The stool that the ball boy sits on.
Hat tip to The Crowe’s Nest for the link.