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Where in the World Is Kevin Millar?

DUNEDIN, FL - FEBRUARY 23:  Kevin Millar #30 of the Toronto Blue Jays poses during photo day at the Bobby Mattick Training Center at Englebert Complex on February 23, 2009 in Dunedin, Florida.  (Photo by J. Meric/Getty Images)
Ian HunterCorrespondent IAugust 26, 2009

Despite our disdain, Kevin Millar is still somehow a member of the Toronto Blue Jays.

It’s easy to assume that he’s been designated for assignment because Millar has only played in four games this month.

So like any great bench-warmer cast aside, Millar "cowboyed up" and joined Kenny Chesney on stage for a rendition of “Old Blue Chair.”

Actually, that's the inspiration for a new joke I just came up with: What's blue, has four legs, and has seen more playing time than Kevin Millar? The stool that the ball boy sits on.

Hat tip to The Crowe’s Nest for the link.

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