Revitalizing the Food in Ballparks

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Revitalizing the Food in Ballparks

How cliché is it to go to a ballpark, and spend a few precious dollars on a “dog” in order to satisfy those developing afternoon taste buds?

It’s a silly phenomenon that has captured the hearts of many Americans; and proceeded to destroy those hearts in the name of good health.

You see, Americans are tired of the nonchalant menu options that ballparks possess. We are looking for heartier, more unique options than that of a kid's menu at Applebee's—or any other amateur dining venue.

Hell, I could look in my trash-can and find healthier options than those of an alleged "snack-bar."

So for my 50th article here on Bleacher Report, I am not going to look back, (as so many have), but rather look pathetically at the failed food choices that ballparks contain; (and what trendy, new food items we can inject into them).

And with that I say: “Let the stimulating of the saliva begin!”

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