Today news is about basketball shoes. News reports all over the world has been trying to get this scoop on what happin' to all the shoes. Well, I'll tell you whats happin'. Accorrding to my sources(dc-comics.com) they say that "Nike","Adidas",and other shoe companies are never making shoes again ever in this whole life. I caught up with Dwight Howard this mourning to get a quote and this is what he said,
"Heyy Worldd! I can't believe this is happening to me, now I will have to only buy mexican slippers." -Dwight Howard
Later, when I review this quote, i had no idea what he was talking about when he said "Mexican slippers".Then I went to addictinggames.com and I found my answer. Mexico has slippers. I didn't believe my eyes. So, I went to Mexico to investigate. The NMBL(National Mexican Basketball League) sent someone to talk to me about this terrible thing. Manny Ramirez from the LA Dodgers told me this "I play baseball". After hearing that I knew the real reason for why well known shoe company were not making shoes, but just to be sure I went to Nike inc. in New York City. The president of Nike told me, "We are making shoes still". And now I knew the truth about everything.
My sources(DC-Comics) was wrong from the beginning.
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