"Whom Can We Blame For This Disappointing Season ?"

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There's an old Polish proverb which says, " where the devil can't manage, he will send Jim Hendry".

Unfortunately, he sent him to Chicago where he can continue to manipulate, lie, and be a Con Artist. 

 By definition a Manipulator is a person who influences or manages shrewdly or deviously.

  We brought in Milton Bradley, a left handed bat, (who has a history of injuries and anger issues) , Kevin Gregg, to be our closer (he couldn't close a door if he was standing next to it), and Aaron Miles to replace Mark DeRosa as Utility man (he couldn't hold a candle next to Mark)

By definition a Con Artist is a person a  person who exploits the confidence of his victims(Cub's Fans.)

We have all the pieces to the puzzle now and bring you another pennant and World Series. We are confident (who is he talking about "we"?) that the team we put on to the field this season will bring excitement as well as success to the team. (can I have some of that stuff you are sniffing , Jim?)

And let me close with this Polish proverb.  "Only someone with nothing to be sorry about smiles at the rear of an elephant"! 

 

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