Patrick Kane and Aqib Talib: A Scary Time To Be a Cab Driver

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Patrick Kane and Aqib Talib: A Scary Time To Be a Cab Driver
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It now seems like everyday,

A professional athlete does not want to pay.

Patrick Kane and Aqib Talib,

Both just wanted to go back to their crib.

Take the cab, too drunk to drive,

Did the driver eat too much chive?

It just doesn't make sense, that millionaire professional athletes,

Would commit such a misdemeanor offence.

Just pay someone to sober drive you,

A friend would do it even if they had the flu.

Be a man, pay your dues, and say at next years draft seminar,

"You can party and drink booze, but be nice to the driver of your cab car!"

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