Some New England fans have used the word "obsession" to describe his fervor.
Others, in an attempt to stay on point and to remain focused on meaningful articles, have implored their friends to refrain from reading this individual's work, describing his articles as "not much more than a pathetic attempt to gain readers."
Now, reliable sources report that the writer in question has secretly admitted to a deep man-crush on Tom Brady, adding that he hopes the Patriots win the Super Bowl this season because "Tom still has a few fingers left."
The repercussions will undoubtedly linger for years to come.
More will be reported as information continues to become available.
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