Maybe one day, Chris Miller will take me to the Mansion with him

I'm not asking Chris, I am BEGGING! Take me with you to the Playboy Mansion!! No big deal, I don't ask for much in life. This is all I want, really. Me...Jennifer Walcott...hottub...that's where the magic happens. And if I have to pull a Johnny Drama and

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May 15, 2008

I'm not asking Chris, I am BEGGING! Take me with you to the Playboy Mansion!! No big deal, I don't ask for much in life. This is all I want, really. Me...Jennifer Walcott...hottub...that's where the magic happens. And if I have to pull a Johnny Drama and try to hide in the trunk, I'm there.

For the second consecutive season, Ball State punter Chris Miller has been named to the Playboy Magazine Preseason All-American Team. Probably not much a surprise, though. He was an AFCA First-Team All-American Selection and was one of 10 finalists for the Ray Guy Award, given to the nation's top punter.

Throughout his career, the redshirt senior has averaged 45.1 yards per punt...which is, in a word, PHENOMENAL.

The only other Cardinal to make Playboy's squad? Brad Maynard. His career's been kind of good in the NFL.

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